"Dear Sunday and Dear Vday®" By Ladawn Jones and Tasha T.

[[To the people who can handle a joke read and laugh all u want me and ladawn posted these because we was forced to go to church as kids now as we look back we can laugh about how crazy churches is NOW]]

IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED DON'T READ IT #THATISALL


Dear Sunday,
{{random]] wondering why pastor's who have kids are usually the kids who do the most wrong, and completely opposite of what his mother/father preaches.....smdh....guess they was so busy trynna reach the congregation that they 4get to reach out to their own kids......money is the root of all evil.......#smdh @ dat damn offering plate


((Ladawn u got me thinking))
Dear Sunday,
Why cant they pick a set time like 9am because Niggas dont wanna be sitting up in church past lunch, dinner or anything that invovles food...I swear everybody be in church thinking about eating Mickey D's or WaWa after church......that means they was not listening to the sermon from jump.....#...dowego2hell

Dear Vday,

Cupid u suck, VALENTINES DAY SUCKS HOTLINE (772)257-4472...VALENTINS DAY IS EVIL HOTLINE (772)257-4666.......ROTFL LMAO SMDH
By Ladawn Jones

Dear Vday,

ATTENTION Walmart Shoppers if you see that nigga cupid valentine tell him that he owes me my damn money for wasting my time 2day that is all.....#turns.off.mic.walks.outta.the.store
By Tasha T.

Dear Sunday,

I would like to thank the father lord jesus christ (I dont know what name to say) for getting me through this ridiculously long service aaaaamen....#Walks.off.stage.and.go.to.the.car
By Tasha T. Jan 30,2011

Dear Sunday ((superbowl edition))

Why would you have service past one o clock on superbowl sunday that should be considered a federal holiday since everybody and they momma up in the TV like they in the damn game....Most of the men in church too busy looking at they watch and not listening to the preaching, they hoping that service end in time for kickoff, they already used the tithes and offerings to place a bet with the deacons,and other members of the choir.....lets see who wins and be blessed with the lords MONEY next week.....LOL

By Tasha T.

 

Number 2 will post in a few

MY NAME IS TASHA T. AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE✔